Posts Tagged ‘Tv’
Poor Bruce Schneier
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Blog
I enjoy watching “24“, but as I said before when they start blathering about technology it really, really irritates me.
Can’t they make a fun show that it is also believable?
I was watching season 7 together with my girlfriend last night, and I had the uncomfortable experience to see Morris the IT analyst cracking Blowfish 148 after saying that the algorithm creator left a backdoor in the code (LOL), and he was able to use it to decrypt the data in less than 30 seconds. (double LOL).
Mr. Schneier, I feel really sorry for you.
It’s official, men are useless in bed
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Blog
“The first time I try to sleep with a man it always ends up in a total disaster. They are worried, agitated, they think they have to put up an excellent sex performance. They think: ‘Oh my God, I am going to do it with Arcuri’ and so they miserably fail. I gave up now, and that is why I always give them a second chance.”
These words of wisdom came from italian showgirl/model Manuela Arcuri (or “Arculo” as we know her better in italy).
I don’t know about you, but I would feel incredibly stupid to make such statement to the public. I am not saying that Manuela’s IQ is higher than the one of a leaf of salad, but still. Two suggestions for you, Manu.
First suggestion, if we men suck so much in bed as you say, I got two friends that would gladly help you solve all your problems. Their names are Rocco Siffredi and Ron Jeremy.
Give them a call, I am sure you won’t be disappointed. Oh, and make sure to give a call to the local emergency line as well, you might want to have an ambulance ready out of the door for when they finish their performance.
Second suggestion, if you are feeling unhappy and stressed about your sex life, I heard from a friend that sodium cyanide helps relieving sex related stress.
You should really give it a try.
From an animated gif to a good movie
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Blog
Being sick in bed and all, I got loads of time to spare which I usually thoughtfully invest in doing … err … nothing.
I was browsing a games forum yesterday afternoon when a gif avatar used by some guy caught my attention and really cracked me up:
I was wondering where that was coming from, and started immediately my Sherlock Holmes “Bored at Home” investigation.
Step 1: www.youtube.com.
Keywords: cop, hilarious, shoot, fun.
I first ended up with a video of a cop shooting his frigging foot during a school demostration, amazing stuff.
After some digging though i came across the full video of the gif movie i had into my hands, yey!
Name of the video: “Benny the Supercop” … hmmm we got a name.
Browsing for a while similar videos and reading all comments, I finally found a possible name: Kopps.
A quick check on www.imdb.com confirms my suspect, that’s my movie. Only drawback: It’s a Swedish movie.
Step 2: www.thepiratebay.org
And guess what: my movie is there. 700mb, straight dvdrip.
ETA: 3 hours 20 minutes. not bad.
Step 3: www.subscene.com
Need english subtitles for my swedish movie. :)
Step 4: Enjoying movie
Movie was cool and EXTREMELY funny.
Props to the swedish production.
My investigation was successful, I was once again victorious.
God bless the internet.
Who doesn’t want to be a millionaire
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Blog
This is quite old, but every time I look at the face of the poor guy after he blows the 100 dollars question I can’t stop laughing :D 
Two Jacks are better than one
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Uncategorized
It’s been a while since I have updated the site, but hey, no good news is good news right?
I was quite happy yesterday because I figured out that together with Lost, Season 6 of “24″ started as well.
Guess I’ll be addicted to the TV watching my two heroes Jack Shephard and Jack Bauer for a while.
