It’s official, men are useless in bed
Published January 17, 2008
“The first time I try to sleep with a man it always ends up in a total disaster. They are worried, agitated, they think they have to put up an excellent sex performance. They think: ‘Oh my God, I am going to do it with Arcuri’ and so they miserably fail. I gave up now, and that is why I always give them a second chance.”
These words of wisdom came from italian showgirl/model Manuela Arcuri (or “Arculo” as we know her better in italy).
I don’t know about you, but I would feel incredibly stupid to make such statement to the public. I am not saying that Manuela’s IQ is higher than the one of a leaf of salad, but still. Two suggestions for you, Manu.
First suggestion, if we men suck so much in bed as you say, I got two friends that would gladly help you solve all your problems. Their names are Rocco Siffredi and Ron Jeremy.
Give them a call, I am sure you won’t be disappointed. Oh, and make sure to give a call to the local emergency line as well, you might want to have an ambulance ready out of the door for when they finish their performance.
Second suggestion, if you are feeling unhappy and stressed about your sex life, I heard from a friend that sodium cyanide helps relieving sex related stress.
You should really give it a try.
Mario Lozano cleared of all charges
Published October 26, 2007
Mario Lozano, the New York City National Guardsman who accidentally shot and killed Nicola Calipari while he was trying to protect Italian journalist Giuliana Sgrena (after rescuing her from being held hostage by terrorists), was yesterday cleared of all charges.
Giuliana’s comment was: ‘The arrogance of the United States has won. They didn’t want the trial. The decision of the Assizes Court is inconceivable and incredible. Italy has given up its sovereignty. Calipari was celebrated as a hero when he returned to Italy in a coffin.’
My comment is: Miss Sgrena, you should just shut up. If there is a murderer in all this, it is you. You went into a warzone, with no bodyguards, and caused an international incident of huge proportions. If you have a little bit of sanity left in your brain, please go pray and ask God for forgiveness for all the problems you caused to your own nation, for a hero that died, for a soldier that will have to bring the burden of killing an innocent man just because of your innate stupidity.
Thank you.
Spotlight on: Robin Morgan
Published October 14, 2007
Does it ever happen to you to go to bed, and while you wait for your brain to turn off, (I wish there was a switch sometimes) you start thinking about everything that happened to you during the day, and thought after thought you feel like you are never going to fall asleep? Well today it is one of these days for me … so here I am at 3:21am writing stuff on my blog.
Today I found an interesting link on my friend Jody’s website about feminism.
I despise feminism. I am a strong believer of equal rights between men and women, and after reading more about feminists and their propaganda, i am utterly disgusted.
Lets talk about miss robin morgan. (yes, i deliberately wrote it lowercase.) She is known for her feminist activism and writing. She is also a poet, a novelist, and also as a child actress, had a radio show and appeared on the television series I Remember Mama. But let’s not forget her for her magnificent and respectable quotes:
- “Sexism is NOT the fault of women — kill your fathers, not your mothers.”
- “We can’t destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage.”
- “I claim that rape exists any time sexual intercourse occurs when it has not been initiated by the woman, out of her own genuine affection and desire.” (lol! my personal favorite)
- “I feel that “man-hating” is an honorable and viable political act, that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is oppressing them.”
Miss morgan (again deliberately lowercase), I think you’re nothing more than a mentally impaired individual. Well, I really hope you are, because if not it would mean you are just profoundly immoral and malevolent. I will add nothing else on this post but a quote that, I think, perfectly suits you:
“By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise.”
This comes from Adolf Hitler.