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It’s official, men are useless in bed
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Blog
“The first time I try to sleep with a man it always ends up in a total disaster. They are worried, agitated, they think they have to put up an excellent sex performance. They think: ‘Oh my God, I am going to do it with Arcuri’ and so they miserably fail. I gave up now, and that is why I always give them a second chance.”
These words of wisdom came from italian showgirl/model Manuela Arcuri (or “Arculo” as we know her better in italy).
I don’t know about you, but I would feel incredibly stupid to make such statement to the public. I am not saying that Manuela’s IQ is higher than the one of a leaf of salad, but still. Two suggestions for you, Manu.
First suggestion, if we men suck so much in bed as you say, I got two friends that would gladly help you solve all your problems. Their names are Rocco Siffredi and Ron Jeremy.
Give them a call, I am sure you won’t be disappointed. Oh, and make sure to give a call to the local emergency line as well, you might want to have an ambulance ready out of the door for when they finish their performance.
Second suggestion, if you are feeling unhappy and stressed about your sex life, I heard from a friend that sodium cyanide helps relieving sex related stress.
You should really give it a try.
