Posts Tagged ‘Italy’
On the elevator
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Blog
Man: So, they have elected the Prime Minister of Belgium as President of the EU!
Woman: Yep!
Man: What do you think of it?
Woman: Well…
Man: Better than the Italian!
<general laugh>
Me: *sigh*
Gabriella Carlucci, the Internet Sheriff
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Blog
I have to stop reading italian news.
I really, really should.
One day you see a showgirl flashing her tits on national television, next week she is in the government. Amazing stuff.
Anyway, this time who is talking out of her arse is noone else than miss Gabriella Carlucci, ex-actress, ex-showgirl, and unfortunately current member of the italian parliament with the “Popolo della Liberta’” party, led by our favourite clown, mr. Silvio Berlusconi.
But lets get straight to the point, what miss Carlucci is asking this time, is to make ILLEGAL for people to post stuff on the Internet anonymously.
Yeah, you heard it right.
Basically, according to her, this will make pedophiles and other criminals stop lurking the net, and will also make it easier to fight internet piracy.
I wont go into the details about her proposal (which seems written for a Monty Python sketch) but I will make a couple of remarks:
First: Gabriella, you are an ignorant person. Before talking bull crap on topics you know NOTHING about, go study. Read some books. Get an IT certification, and then maybe you will realise that it is already possible to track EVERYONE on the Internet in case they commit any kind of crime.
What you are asking is to remove any barrier of privacy, and that, for your information, would make the lives of potential pedophiles and criminals MUCH easier.
“Oh, mr. Mario Rossi is writing on Twitter from abroad, that means he is not home and I can rob his apartment.” Get the message?
Second: the mere thought of you being part of the Italian government makes me puke. You are the reason why people like me left Italy and went to live abroad. Be ashamed of yourself.
Gino Flaminio, il nuovo simbolo di un’Italia distrutta.
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Blog
[This post will be in Italian.]
In risposta alle foto pubblicate da Repubblica sull’ ex-ragazzo di Noemi Letizia, in disperata ricerca di 30 secondi di notorieta’:
Lei sara’ anche una povera idiota, ma tu, con il mostrare pubblicamente la tua faccia (inclusiva di ridicolo taglio di capelli semi-mohawk + sopracciglia pinzettate) e facendo pubblicare lettere PRIVATE, che lei ti scrisse quando forse davvero provava qualcosa per te, hai sorpassato il limite dello schifo.
Complimenti Gino, ce l’hai fatta.
Se c’era un limite da non varcare per non far degenerare questa vicenda, gia’ disumanamente pietosa di per se, tu ci sei riuscito in pieno.
Ai reporter di Repubblica: complimenti anche a voi. Non avevate davvero piu’ un cazzo da scrivere a riguardo, vero? Ma le foto del cane dello zio di Noemi Letizia? O del preservativo usato dal fratello in discoteca la sera prima? Ma davvero serve un master in giornalismo per pubblicare sta merda tutti i giorni? Vergognatevi.
Avvoltoi
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Blog
Italian TG1 (07/04/09 ed. 13:30) proudly talks about the audience share record they registered during the earthquake in Abruzzo.
Brutti sciacalli di merda. (Sorry, but I had to say this in italian.)
The Vatican says: Italian laws won’t be accepted anymore
Posted by Fulvio | Filed under Blog
According to the “Osservatore Romano“, the Vatican won’t be automatically accepting Italian Laws anymore within its boundaries.
Now, may I suggest that in this case, they GET THE HELL OUT OF ROME and move somewhere else (maybe Greenland, as promoted by this Facebook group)?
I think they have occupied Roman soil and showered the Italian people with their crap long enough.
