Thank you Repubblica.it for assuming we are all retards.
Published March 29, 2008Homepage of Repubblica.it, the most popular Italian internet news site. Right Column.
A special box to remind people of the daylight savings changes occurring tonight, at 2am, and nothing wrong with that … but something gets my attention, a link below it saying “THE ANIMATION”. The animation? What animation? Are they going to show me an animated movie of WHAT? Let’s click, I need to see it, I am curious.
Please enable Javascript and Flash to view this Flash video.Wow.
What I liked most of all was the amazing button you can click after the animation is complete … because, you know … it is so hard to understand, you might want to play it again.
Mr Guillermo Vargas Habacuc, you *will* rot in hell.
Published March 24, 2008
In 2007, Guillermo Vargas Habacuc, an “artist”, took a dog from the streets, tied the poor animal to a short rope connected to a wall and left him to die slowly of thirst and starvation.
In his twisted, sick mind, this was “art”.
Everyone visiting the art gallery was witness of this terrible, useless act of violence.
The artist murderer is now planning to repeat the show this year,with another dog.
Mr Guillermo, just pray that we won’t cross paths, ever.
Because if we do, what you did to this poor animal will be like a trip to Disneyland compared to what I will do to you.
Have a good day.
Nice one, Heather
Published March 18, 2008
I’m not much of a gossip guy.
I mean, if someone is going trough a public divorce I think it is entirely their business and if it was me, I would try to settle it as soon as I could and then move on with my life asap.
Thing is, the moment I see someone yelling on TV that they had an UNFAIR treatment for getting ONLY 31 MILLION EUROS from their ex-husband after 4 years of marriage, well that kinda makes it become my business too, because they had the guts to shout that crap to the cameras and reach me trough the TV screen while I was enjoying my blessed and well deserved dinner salad. (ruining it)
So, miss Heather Mills, I know you married Paul McCartney.
And as long as he is paying for your child (and I am pretty sure 31 million euros will cover all your baby expenses for the next 4500 years) you should just smile, disappear and STFU.
Enjoy the money you just farted and maybe try to make the thing less public, don’t you think it’s a better idea?
Otherwise if you plan to advertise this thing further, there is this word I have just found in the dictionary that by definition suits you perfectly, maybe you can make use of it in some slogan you will use in your “planned charity campaigns”:
prostitution |?präst??t(y)o? sh ?n|
noun
The practice or occupation of engaging in sexual activity with someone for payment.
• figurative the unworthy or corrupt use of one’s talents for the sake of personal or financial gain.
20/03 UPDATE:
Page Six reports:
“One insider said Mills is demanding 1 million British pounds – or slightly more than $2 million – to not only talk, but share intimate photos and tape recordings she made of the ex-Beatle without his knowledge. Mills is also said to be pitching to American networks, which could get around their “we don’t pay for news” proclamations by paying for her pictures and tapes.”
Thank you, Capcom
Published March 14, 2008I am not going to waste time on useless explanations, by watching the following video you will either:
a) Don’t give a damn, and not understand why I am so excited for a bunch of cartoon characters beating each other up without any apparent reason
b) Cry, and find a whole new reason for your existence
Thank you, Capcom.
Google, get your facts straight.
Published March 3, 2008
Dear Google, it would be really appreciated if you could please get your facts straight and change the Google logo celebrating Alexander Bell as the inventor of the telephone with something else, maybe with him and something that he really invented himself.
I am now waiting for the 13th of April, to see if you will put a logo with the real inventor of the telephone, Antonio Meucci, on your homepage, but somehow I have the feeling this won’t happen.
Thank you.